The Decision

Cm Eb Bb F 2x Cm Eb You're probably thinking to yourself Bb F "Ninja S*x Party, you're awesome!" Cm Eb We know Bb F But thank you anyway Cm Eb You're having trouble deciding Bb F Which one of us to have s*x with Cm Eb That's natural Bb F But nice of you to say Cm Eb Well maybe I can help you out Bb F Clear up all of your confusing doubts Cm Do you want s*x with a ninja Eb Bb F Or s*x with a guy like me Cm Eb The choice should be so obvious (Dan) Bb F And although he is mysterious (Brian) Cm Eb Bb Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan F And is Jewish Cm Eb Bb F 2x Fm Eb Db C One other thing... Fm Eb Db Everyone in the band has an STD C Except for me Fm Eb By the process of elimination Db You can make determinations C On who just that might be Fm It's Brian Eb Brian has an STD