Best Friends Forever

Am F G E (Steady strum, with accents) Am E Today was my birthday party F C It was so moving I cried C/B Am E I had a super happy good time F Bm E Until most of my best friends died (Oh God!) Am E So I ran into the bedroom F C Where there were still some folks alive C/B Am E We had pajama jammy pillow fight F Bm E But tragically no one survived Dm C G Hey there Ninja Brian! C C/B F We're awesome together Dm C G You know that I'm not lyin' C C/B F We're best friends forever! Dm C G But if you wouldn't mind there's C C/B F One thing I'd like to request Dm C G It'd sure be great if you could please stop C C/B F Murdering all of my other friends Post Chorus F G F G That's a dick move, bro. Dick move. Am E This morning at the dog park F C I met a cool new bunch of guys C/B Am E Now we're hanging out together F Bm E And everything GODDAMMIT NINJA BRIAN Am E A few deaths I could look past F C At three hundred I was concerned Am E But fifty thouand murders later F Bm E I'm starting to think you'll never learn Dm C G Hey there Ninja Brian! C C/B F Just always remember Dm C G Through the good times and the homicides C C/B F We're best friends forever! Dm C G I think that I can solve the problem C C/B F Meet your new friend Ninja Jim Dm C G I know you guys'll get along great C C/B F Except for the fact you just murdered him Transiton Half Chorus Dm C G C C/B F Really, Ninja Brian? During the chorus? I can't stay mad at you! Reprise Chorus W/ Solo Dm C G C C/B F Our jams will reign supreme Dm C G As long as you don't stab me C C/B F We'll be a legendary team Post Chorus/Outro F G Ninja Brian, what are you doing? What is that? F G Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. I can tell by the way it's stabbing me. Am Good talk, buddy. Chord chart by Sparky996