Accept My Shaft

Em7 A (2x) Em7 A Hey, how you doin' (oh) Thanks for coming to my studio apartment Em7 A B7 Got some shit to say (that's right) Em7 The times we've had A The times we've missed Em7 The times we've embraced A And the times we've kissed Em7 The times we've loved A And the times we've laughed C7 B7 Now it's time Em7 To accept my shaft A Wo-oah Em7 A B7 My shaft Em7 The times we've spent A The times we've shared Em7 The times we've shown each other A Just how much we care Em7 The times we've lived A All the times for reflection C7 B7 Now you must survive Em7 My thunderous erection A Wo-oah Em7 It's another word for shaft A My shaft G Bm7 F C Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh G Bm7 F C D Oooo-ooooo-oo-oooh G Bm7 F C Don't leave, don't run. You are the only one G Bm7 F D I can be myself around G Bm7 F C I've come undone. You are the only one G Bm7 F G Bm7 B7 who can lift my heart up off the ground Em7 A (4x) B7 Em7 The times behind A The times foretold Em7 Forgive me if I'm being A Just a bit too bold Em7 But our sweet love A Won't be forsaken C7 B7 Once you are Em7 A Em7 A Gargling my bacon Em7 Ooh, the times we've seen A And the times ahead Em7 Grab a couple pillows A And get on that bed Em7 You'll want to lay back A And clear your calendar C7 B7 Once I introduce you to my friend Em7 A Em7 A Excalibur G Bm7 F C You take me higher, you set my loins afire G Bm7 F D You are the slam pig I desire G Bm7 F C Dear god, I'll plow you all around the house G Bm7 C Bm7 B7 'Cause you lift my heart up off the ground Em7 A (8x)