Cant Get Arrested

E A You've got to laugh, though it's not funny B B7 E B You've got to laugh, or you would surely cry E G# C#m F#7 Can't buy a chance for love nor money B B7 E G# Can't get arrested however hard you try C#m F#m Your heart is numb you've screamed and shouted G# C#m G# Banged on the door relentlessly C#m F#m They should have come no doubt about it G# C#m B To lock you up and throw away the key E A You've got to laugh, though it's not funny B B7 E B You've got to laugh, or you would surely cry E G# C#m F# Can't buy a chance for love nor money B B7 E G# Can't get arrested however hard you try C#m F#m It's so unfair how unfair this is G# C#m G# You've done some things beyond the pale C#m F#m You've broken hearts and stolen kisses G# C#m B Still not enough to get you into gaol E E A A B B7 E B E G# C#m F#7 B B7 E G# A E Well, it must feel like you're invisible C#m F# Say, do they know that you're alive A So what you gonna try now? B7 Hey what you gonna try? C#m F#m And now it's time to rest your poor head G# C#m G# You tried it all, You tried it all C#m F#m You might as well have stayed in your bed G# C#m B You might as well be a flower on the wall E A You've got to laugh, though it's not funny B B7 E B You've got to laugh, or you would surely cry E G# C#m F# Can't buy a chance for love nor money B B7 E Can't get arrested however hard you try B B7 A E Can't get arrested however hard you try