Billy

Cadd9 D D/G D/F# Cadd9 D Em7 G A Billy is a new man he does the best he can D Em7 G A to figure out what it's about and what the hell he's meant to be D Em7 G A He does the right thing when expected nuff respect once in a while D Em7 G A he likes a smoke and a joke just as long as it's PC Bm Bm/A E/G# And he thinks that he cries at the Movies A Dsus4/F# 'Cos he's in touch with his feminine side G D Sally wants a proud man G D A Sally wants a proud man Em D/F# G Sally wants a proud man A G But she's taken all his pride D Em7 G A Billy is a new man at least when she's around D Em7 G A a model father or if needed he'll be mother for the day D Em7 G A He watches "Men Behaving Badly" though he'll gladly switch it off D Em7 G A if she's offended he'll pretend it wasn't funny anyway Bm Bm/A E/G# He's got one face he keeps for his woman A Dsus4/F# And one for when he's out with the guys G D Sally wants a true man G D A Sally wants a true man Em D/F# G Sally wants a true man A G But he’s living out a lie Cadd9 G D Am7 G/B Better go and find an analyst or something Cadd9 G D Dsus4 time for sorting out his head Dm7/A Am7 G/B F Better go and find a book to read about it F Am7 G/B just like his daddy never did D Em7 G A 4x Bm Bm/A E/G# And he reads Marie Claire at the doctors just A Dsus4/F# in case there is something he should know G D Sally wants a free man G D A Sally wants a free man Em D/F# G Sally wants a free man A G But she'll never let him go D Em7 G A Billy is confused he feels abusive and abused D Em7 G A he's got one hand on an olive branch the other on his crotch D Em7 G A He drives a sensible coupe he thinks Oasis are OK D Em7 G A he drinks non alcoholic lager though he'd rather have a scotch Bm Bm/A E/G# And he tries very hard to be happy but there A Dsus4/F# are a few little things in the way G D Bm Dmaj7 Billy wants a good girl and a bad girl and a blonde girl and a G D Bm Dmaj7 brunette or a Bond girl and a house maid and a teas maid and a G D Bm Dmaj7 French maid yes a s*x aid and a Goddess and a confidante a G D Bm Dmaj7 wet nurse and an agony aunt a lover mother baby sitter a G D Bm Dmaj7 young girl with a pretty face and smart but not too smart to love an G D Bm Dmaj7 arsehole yeah an arsehole Billy wants to be an arsehole singin' G D Billy wants it all now G D A Billy wants it all now Em D/F# G Billy wants it all now A G But he's too ashamed to say G D Sally wants a Superman G D A Sally wants a Superman Em D/F# G Sally wants a Superman A G But she hasn't got a chance