The Rainbow Song

G You read me my rights when you arrested me Bm You put me on trial and gave me life C But orange you glad I didn’t say banana G D When you made me your bitch and I made you my wife G You yellow, you yell when I ball a melon Bm But you don’t complain when I cook up some smack C We are both are a green to serve our time G D If I drop the soap I know you’ll wash my crack C Please enjoy this rainbow song D And this gift of leprechaun romance C Please enjoy as a part of this well-balanced breakfast D The lucky charms you will find in my pants G You blue me away when you sang shock the monkey Bm Your fingers inside me let the games begin C Indigo is a tough one to pun with G D But when we’re apart it’s the mood that I’m in G We get along so well we could never be compared Bm To Jesus of Nazareth and Pontius Pilate C But if you’ll endure the slight of calling me sir G D I’ll be Peppermint Patty to your Violet C Please let this song be a rainbow D I’ve got my Cialis so I shall not fail C Please don’t deny my advances D For tonight you’re going to take it in the pail G Please let this song be a rainbow Bm I made it for you, this shit cuts like a knife C Forever I’ll follow this rainbow G D To that fifty year-old, sweet pot of gold G That seems to grow foxy instead old Bm From which I hope to never be paroled C My angel in a center fold G She plays more than Susa upon my fife… D G My jaw-dropingly, beautiful wife