Elaine From Seinfeld As A 60S Motown Song

A D A He's a bad breaker-upper D A D He says the mean things you don't mean A D But me means them Bm D He called me big head (big head) A He's an idiot D Bm D E He doesn't mean anything to me A D He's insane (he's insane) A D That's what I think A D A D He, um, doesn't really like to do everything Bm D He's not married, A D he's poor Bm D E I'll laugh it off or jam a fork into his forehead Bm D A Here's to those who wish us well Bm D A And those who don't can go to hell G D I hate men but I'm not a lesbian E E7 And I'm sick of being single A Amaj7 Jerry, D E maybe we should get married A Amaj7 Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us Bm E I'm in love (No chord) A D A I faked it (fake, fake, fake, fake) D A D A I've yada yaddad s*x (yada, yada, yada, yada) D Bm D A He is such an incredible person D Bm D E E7 I just couldn't decide if he really was sponge-worthy A He took it out, D A He took *hah-hah* it out D A I didn't know you smoked D A You think I'm your pal D Bm I'm dating a communist D A That's pretty cool isn't it D Bm D E I'm just having trouble getting past the face painting Bm D A I got shushed during desperado Bm D A We're having the same problems we had 12 hours ago G It's like a big-budget movie D E E7 With a story that goes nowhere A Amaj7 Jerry, D E maybe we should get married A Amaj7 Maybe everything we need is right here in front of us Bm E I'm in love A Amaj7 Jerry, D E maybe we should get married A Amaj7 Bm I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake E A Woah oh oh oh oh oh