Alex Jones Rants As An Indie Folk Song

Am company systems, the company store Am G The paradigm of absolute control C C and that's why we're out here doin' simple things G Am Pointing out that we're meant to be out here in nature and be natural Am G And this is where we find the source that God made C to transcend the New World Order C G And that's why they want to try to keep us out of it Am I’m angry C I’ve had enough of these people F They’re a bunch of Christian murdering scum That run giant death factories C keeping babies alive G and selling their body parts Am What more do you need to know about these people? C I go out and face these scum F They literally crawl out from under rocks, They have green looking skin, C G And they run around screaming “we love satan, Am G F We wanna eat babies” G I have them on video C Am F Hillary’s into creepy, weird, sick stuff man C She sleeps in the same room with that creepy weirdo woman Am F Whose mother wears a hood over her head What the hell? C That woman number one is ugly Am F Imagine how bad she smells man C I’m told her and Obama just stink. G C Obama and Hillary, both smell like sulfur. Am C Literal vampire potbelly goblins Are hobbling round, coming after us F My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go C G Am Ahhh, AAAHHH, AAAAAAAHHHHHH Am We’re such self-centered crap C F We don’t even notice hell itself rising up against us C Millions are pouring in, people of the very worst type G C And I’m so pissed. Am We’re gonna stab your daughter at the mall F C Ohh, OOHH, OHHHHH Am We’re gonna stab your wife, your son. F C Oooohhh Am We’re gonna stab you with a butcher knife F C And then the police chief is gonna say: G “We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims, C Oh they’re so good, oh they’re so sweet”. N.C. I WAS WATCHING FOX NEWS AS I WORKED OUT THIS MORNING