Ship In A Bottle I Hate Cancer

A Like a ship in a bottle E I don't want it to change F#m Even though you piss me off D And left the kid estranged A Cause who is going to tell me E When I am full of shit F#m And who will make me miserable D And make me babysit A So if you fucking die on me E And leave me on my own F#m I promise I will hunt you down D You'll have nowhere to turn A It's not that I would miss you E Just I couldn't stand the fuss F#m They'd make me plan a funeral D We're better of as us A I hate cancer E More than ukulele songs E They're horrific, annoying F#m And worst of all they're twee as f**k F#m And won't shut up F#m They jingle jangle on my tits D I hate them and they f**k me off E I wanna smash them all to bits A I hate cancer E More than ukulele songs E They're annoying and hipster F#m And worst of all they're twee as f**k F#m And won't shut up F#m They jingle jangle on my tits D I hate them and they f**k me off E I wanna smash them all to bits B I hate cancer F# More than ukulele songs F# They're annoying and hipster G#m And worst of all they're twee as f**k G#m And won't shut up G#m They jingle jangle on my tits E I hate them and they f**k me uff F# B I wanna smash them all to bits