My Friend Jesus

C# I bought a product they should not have sold C# I called the help line C# They put me on hold F# I've been waiting for an hour F# Now my phone's losing power C# And I'm gonna explode F# I hear, "How may I help you today?" F# I know a very rude answer F# But I'm wondering, hey C# F# What if everybody talked like my friend Jesus? C# F# If everybody loved like my friend Jesus C# F# If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus D# F# It would give the world a new beginning D# F# What if this is like an early inning? C# I state my business; C# She puts me on hold C# I'm back to thinking; C# I'm gonna explode F# And the dog wants dinner F# And the music they're playing C# Is the sound-track of hell F# You say, "Two wrongs don't make a right?" F# Just try listening to Celine Dion all night C# F# But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus C# F# If everybody loved like my friend Jesus C# F# If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus D# F# If we want to mend world relations D# F# Surely I can show a little patience D#m A# I've been waiting around for this world to change A# F# Another day cut loose, another lame excuse F# G# I've got the why and how to start here and now... C# F# ...Then my cellphone drops the call C# F# ...And I spew out vitriol C# F# D# F# ...And as my fist goes through the wall, a voice says, "Be the change you wanna see!" C# F# But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus C# F# If everybody loved like my friend Jesus C# F# If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus D# F# What a changed world this could be C# F# But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus C# F# If everybody loved like my friend Jesus C# F# If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus D# F# What a changed world this could be D# F# C# Starting now, Maybe I can start the change in me