Dance Like A Monkey

intro bass, then: E, E, C#m, D (repeat) E C#m, D Your design's so intelligent E C#m, D Ain't no way that was an accident E C#m, D Come on shake your monkey hips E C#m, D My pretty little creationist B D A Ain't gonna anthropomorphize ya B A D D# Or perversely polymorphosize ya E Little girl you look so sweet A D You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey-child (E, E, A, D E C#m, D You just started ten thousand years ago E C#m, D Presto, Adam and Eve, but go man go E C#m, D Abel died, Cain took his life E C#m, D And headed straight for the jungle to find a wife. B D A Nonbelievers running out on apes B A D D# This monkey time I want to see you shake E Evolution is obsolete A D You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey-child E Stomp your hands and clap your feet A D You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey-child E, E, A, D (2x) B, B, D, A (2x) B, B, A, D, D# (drum break with no chords, then the bass starts again like the intro, which goes E E C#m, D E C#m, D Come on pretty baby won't you take a chance E C#m, D Be my natural selection, dance dance dance E C#m, D Exorcise your demons with that monkey friend E C#m, D Because we're gonna inherit the wind E A D Let them fight it out in the Supreme Court E A D That's such a mad lame indoor sport E A D Wave your arms and legs in the air E A D Rock it like a monkey, like you just don't care E, E, A, D (repeat to fade)