If I Were You

A C G If I were you, I'd change my name D Live in a pumpkin field in Maine C G And hang a rotting roller coaster D From a treeline near my house C G And every other early morning D I'd feed apples to the birds C G That visit me from time to time D When their beaks wish to speak with mine C G And maybe if you were me D You'd come and sleep next to me C G And we could gargle on the roof D While plucking bow ties from our hair C G And if I were you I wonder D If you know just how much I love you C G C G D When I left your body and returned to mine