Hole In My Shoe

N.C. Hello Shoes, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to stand in you again...uurggh Bb Oh man..what a horrible dream I just had F# G#m I looked in the sky where an elephant's eye, Was looking at me from a bubblegum tree F# A D/A A And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe, Which was letting in water, letting in water, letting in water F# G#m I walked through a field that just wasn't real, With one hundred tin soldiers which stood at my shoulder F# A D/A A And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe, Which was letting in water, letting in water, letting in water F# G#m (Spoken)Oh no...What's happening?? I climbed on the back of a giant tangerine G#m (Spoken)Which flew through a gap in the cloud, to a land where music was playing incredibly loudly G#m A (Spoken)where everyone was really happy and having a really good time....EXCEPT ME. F# G#m I started to fall and suddenly woke, And the dew on the grass had soaked through my coat F# A D/A A Bb And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe, Which was letting in water, letting in water, letting in water Bb Bb (Spoken)Aaahhhhhhh ooohh ahhhhhhhhh, Aaahhhhhhh ooohh ahhhhhhhhh Bb (Spoken)What an amazingly beautiful vibe Bb (Spoken)I think I'm going to get in the bath with my shoes on 'cause it won't make any difference right? Bb (Spoken)Ooh wow...I feel like I'm floating...Is anyone lighting a Joss stick? Bb (Spoken)I must be a pretty amazing guy to have dreamed all this Bb (Spoken)Maybe it's because I ate that cheese I found under the cooker Bb (Spoken)Oh no hang on....(music goes into background, plays very quietly)...Oh I must be back in reality again Bb (Spoken)Ooh no look at all that washing up, He-avy, Oh no, the plug hole's bunged up with cornflakes Bb (Spoken)I wonder why the don't make wholemeal cornflakes...AAHHHAAHAHHH