How Sweet To Be An Idiot

G Fadd9 C/E Cm/D# Dsus4 D | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | G Bm/F# Em Em7/D C Em/B Adim7 How sweet------ to be an idiot, as harmless... as a cloud, Em B Am Dsus4 D Too small to hide the sun, almost poking fun, G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Am Dsus4 D At the warm, but inse - cure, un - tidy crowd | / / / / | G Bm/F# Em Em7/D C Em/B Adim7 How sweet----- to be an idiot, and dip... my brain in joy, Em B Am Dsus4 D Children laughing at my back, with no fear of at - tack, G Bm/F# Em Em7/D Am Dsus4 D As much re - tali - ation... as a toy | / / / / | G Bm/F# Em D How sweet------ to be an idiot, G Fadd9 C/E Cm/D# Dsus4 D How sweet | / / / / | / / / / | /_/ /_/ /_/ /_/ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ D I tip - toe down the street, smile at everyone I meet! G* G6 G7 G6 G7 G6 G* G6 G7 G6 G7 G6 | /__/ /__/ /__/ /_/__/ | /__/ /__/ /__/ /_/__/ | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ A A B | / / / / | But suddenly a scream ...smashes through my dream, ^ ^ ^ ^ E Fee - fi - fo - fum, I smell the blood of an asylum! Am Am/G D9/F# (Blood of an asylum? But, mother, I'm playing so beautifully! Fmaj7 Ha - ha! Listen! Ha - ha!) E Fee - fi - fo - fum, I smell the blood of an asylum! Am Am/G Hey, you! You're such a pedant, D9/F# Fmaj7 You've got as much brain as a dead ant, E N.C. As much imagination as a caravan site... D D7 But I still love you, still love you, oo, oo! G Bm/F# Em D How sweet------ to be an idiot, G Fadd9 C/E Cm/D# Dsus4 D Gsus4 G* How sweet! | / / / / | How----- sweet------! ===================================================================== Ascending bass note riff- Verses 1 and 2 Adim7 Adim7/C Adim7/D# Adim/F# (Notes in brackets optional