Only In America

D C F G 4x D C You start your own company F G Only in America D C Mixing chemicals a new way F G Only in America D C It's good for the economy F G Only in America D C Makin' cancer everyday F G Only in america A Then someone can make a buck A With the cure for your bad luck A When you're born you start to die A Don't know from what, and you don't know why D C So you start your own religious cult F G Only in America D C Live on the San Andreas Fault F G Only in America D C Eat your own weight in salt F G Only in America D C Pick your boogers in your car F G Only in America A Then someone can make a buck A With the cure for your bad luck A You buy a couch with food stamps A Be the woman with Midol cramps D N.C. C N.C. F G D N.C. C N.C. F G D C F G 4x A 4x D C It happens only in the U.S.A F G Only in America D C Only in the U.S.A F G Only in America D C Only in the U.S.A F G Only in America D C Only in the U.S.A F G Ahh ahh D C F G 2x (let last G ring)