Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - Dirty Rotten Number

Cm7 Cm6 Cm7 Cm6 Cm7 Cm6 Cm7 Cm6 Cm7 You may be master of Cm6 Cm7 Cm6 Your chosen occupation Cm7 With several strings of Cm6 D G7b5/C# Polo ponies in your stable Cm7 D# You must remember all the same G#(add9 That at the crux of every game C#7 Is knowing when it's time Gm7b5 To leave the table. Cm7 F9 And it's important to be artful Cm7 F9 in your exit D# No turning back, you must accept D#/G G#13 the con is done, F#maj7#11 But now and then, you might recall F9 The moments when you had it all C#9 You had the charm, You had the talent G7(no3) And, my God, you had some fun. Cm9 F9 It was a ball, it was a blast Cm9 F9 And it's a shame it couldn't last, D#(add9 But ev'ry chapter has to end, D C# You must agree. Cm9 D# It was a joy, it was sublime, G#(add9 A splendid way to earn a dime C#7 G7(no3) For a dirty rotten guy like Cm9 F9 Cm9 F9 me. Dm9 G9 Dm9 G9 Dm9 G9 When you look back on all your Dm9 G9 conquests and deceptions F You see a thousand flawless pearls F/A A#13 set in a strand, G#maj7#11 Laid out from Biarritz to Rome, G9 Each one as perfect as a poem D#9 An opus to be proud of though it's A7(no3) written in the sand. Dm9 G9 It was a ball, it was a thrill, Dm9 G9 You had the grace, you had the skill F(add9 To know exactly what to say E D# And what to do. Dm9 F You wouldn't trade a single day A#(add9 Or have it any other way D#9 A7(no3) A dirty rotten guy like A#9 me. It's almost a religion D#maj7 The need to take a pigeon A#9 And to play your part D#maj7 With elegance and zest C#7 But when it's time to fold the act F#(add9 And your duffel bag is packed F9 Take comfort in the fact That you've been A#9#11 A7#5 working with the best. D#9#11 A7#9 Dm9 G9 It was a blast, it was a ball Dm9 G9 It was a gas, I loved it all F(add9 'Cause I was hanging with the man E D# And that's a plus. Dm9 You've got the verve F You've got the guts A#(add9 You've go the nerve You've got the nuts! D#9 I guess we're dirty rotten crooks, Dirty rotten shnooks A7 A#7#5 Dirty rotten guys Oh D#7#9 G#9 It was a trip, it was a blast D#7#9 G#9 It was a shame it couldn't lsat F# 'Cause it was almost G#7 Too prodigious to discuss. B9 A#7#5 So we got screwed for fifty grand A13 G#9 I think we still deserve a hand B9 Dirty B9 Rotten A#7#5 E9b5 Guys D#m9 B9 G#9 F9 Like us! D#m(maj9)