A New Brain - A Really Lousy Day In The Universe

A LISA A Hey, mister! Hey, you! G7 What are you looking so sad for? ROGER Bm Nothing, really nothing, absolutely nothing A/B How about some money? LISA Bm A I can’t refuse Bm I need new shoes A And some pants G I need romance Bm What about you? ROGER A Tonight, after eight long hours he appeared G It was worse than the doctor had feared D F#7 And then the doctor said, “I hoped by now he’d be awake; Gm6 At least I thought he’d be awake. Bm My mistake.” A D Then I prodded him and poked him F#7 Bm And his mother started crying G Gm6 D D/C# D/C And then Rhoda started yelling at the nurse Bm Gm6 A9 A7(b9) Bm It was a really lousy day in the universe LISA A/G You love him Too bad G7 What are you looking surprised for? ROGER E/D C#m7 We hoped things would turn out better LISA F#m7 Bm7 D/E Things don’t get better E7 G/A They only seem to G/B Then they don’t C#m7 D Don’t be surprised E/D C#m7 F#m7 When life turns out to be G(9 A trashy old catastrophe A/G And, oh Hey, mister! It’s all right G7 Life is a rotten occasion ROGER Bm Let me give you money LISA Bm Please forget the money A/B Please do not insult me I’m not amused ROGER Bm But it’s therapy LISA G I give therapy for free Bm I’m just glad to have a client finally ROGER A D So I called his name and hugged him F#7 Bm But the jerk is in a coma G Gm6 D D/C# D/C And his mother hopes he dies if he gets worse Bm Gm6 A9 A7(b9) Bm It was a really lousy day in the universe LISA Bm They all are They all are