The Unofficial Bridgerton Musical - Tis The Season

MOTHERS D G D Tis the season! It’s a season for elegant ladies! D C C# D Reputations dictated by the queen! D G D Must be perfectly perfect, must meet every expectation D C D May god save all our souls! LADY WHISTLEDOWN - spoken D Grosvenor Square, 1813, dearest reader G D C D The time has come to place our bets for the upcoming social season! D C Consider the household of the Baron Featherington C# D D# 3 misses foisted upon the marriage market D# C# D D# Like sorrowful sows by their tasteless and tactless Mama PENELOPE D# Is she to breathe mama? LADY FEATHERINGTON D# C# D D# When I was your age I could fit my waist into an orange and a half and so shall you! spoken D# Tighter PRUDENCE - spoken D# C# D# C# F Tighter?! welps of pain LADY WHISTLEDOWN - spoken F D# Far better odds might exist A# C# G# In the household of the Viscountess Bridgerton F A shockingly prolific family D# A# C# Noted for its bounty of perfectly handsome sons C# And perfectly beautiful daughters ELOISE - spoken G Ugh, I'm boiling in this dress already HYACINTH - spoken G Are you to complain the entire time, Eloise? ELOISE - spoken G Well, what else am I good for? HYACINTH - spoken G I feel like a princess, do I look like one? BENEDICT - spoken G Hyacinth, you wish to know what I think you look like? HYACINTH - spoken G Benedict! BENEDICT - spoken G And where's the lovely Daphne? ELOISE - spoken F She's only been getting ready the whole evening BENEDICT - spoken G Only her whole life, well, I'll go fetch for her COLIN/HYACINTH - spoken C G No, I'll go fetch for her, she likes me better than you anyway BENEDICT - spoken G And who says that? COLIN/HYACINTH - spoken F Everyone says that ELOISE - spoken G Ugh, DAPHNE! YOU MUST. MAKE. HASTE! G Should you think she heard me? LADY WHISTLEDOWN - spoken G How very perfect indeed DAPHNE G# A# This is only the beginning Cm Dm Of the life that I'll be living G# A# I'm dreaming of a match for life Cm Dm Just like Mama and Pa had done C# A# So Father, if you're looking down from above D# I'm marrying for love BRIDGERTON SISTERS D# G# D# Tis the season, tis the season for elegant ladies D# C# D D# Must be marvaleous down to every seem D# G# D# Must be perfectly perfect, must be kept up with reputations D# C# D# So may she save us all! MRS. BRIDGERTON - spoken D# Where is he? C# If your eldest brother is to be obeyed as Lord Bridgerton D# He must act like Lord Bridgteron! D# C# Benedict, where is Anthony? BENEDICT - spoken C# D# I do not know SIENNA C# D# E E C G Just hold me closer now, our time is running out ANTHONY D Em Sienna, you know it's half-past nine! SIENNA Em C My lord, just add the time! G D Just put it in your pocket, and lock it away ANTHONY D Am G You know I can't this day, Sienna, my duties they await spoken D I'll see you Saturday SIENNA - spoken E Okay BRIDGERTON SISTERS E E/D E/C# There's a reason, there's a reason for all of this crazy C D E The only word that matters is the Queen's! LASY WHISTLEDOWN - spoken E E/D E/C# Today is a most important day C D E And for some, a terrifying one E E/D E/C# For today is the day London's marriage-minded misses C B Are presented to Her Majesty, the Queen BRIDGERTON SISTERS - sung D D# E To the Queen! HERALD - spoken E Presenting: E Ladies Prudence, Philipa, and Penelope Featherington E All presented by their mother E The right honorable Lady Featherington E D C E G FEATHERINGTON SISTERS G F# F F# Your Majesty F# C We're as perfect as we seem C Em G Not the cake but we're the cream G F# F F# Think I forgot how to breathe! LADY WHISTLEDOWN - spoken F# A glimmer of displeasure F# G And a young lady value plummets to unthinkable depths HERALD - spoken G Presented by her mother G The right honorable Viscountess Bridgerton G C# Miss Daphne Bridgerton DAPHNE C# B Don't trip, don't falter, just make it to the altar Bbm B Don't break, don't crumble, make certain you're perfectly humble F# Show Her Majesty, the Queen that you're more than worthy B Don't you let it show that you're more than nervous C# Finally, I'm living with a purpose D B Must be calm and cool, collected at the surface F# Must be perfectly perfect F# She's perfectly perfect DAPHNE C#m Must be perfectly deserving C#m She'll be the diamond of the season DAPHNE D#m B Don't trip, don't falter, just make it to the altar F# C#m Must be perfectly perfect F# C#m It's a season, it's a season for all of the ladies D#m B It's a season, ah DAPHNE D#m B Perfectly perfect, must be- QUEEN CHARLOTTE - spoken N.C. Flawless, my dear DAPHNE - spoken N.C. Did that really just happen?