The Unofficial Bridgerton Musical - Entertain Me

C5 D5 E5 QUEEN CHARLOTTE Fm Fmmaj7 Fm C I have everything I need, but nothing that I want C Fm That's not good enough, is that the best you've got? Bbm Bring me mimes and fire reachers and trapezes from the ceiling Fm C Fm And if you tell a joke and I'm still not amused, you're through COURT Fm Your Majesty! COURT MEMBER 1 Fmmaj7 Look here! COURT MEMBER 2 Fm Look here! COURT MEMBER 1 Fm Eb I can make a rabbit disappear COURT MEMBER 2 Eb I can balance on a sphere COURT MEMBER 3 Eb Ab I can put my legs behind my head QUEEN CHARLOTTE Ab Bbm Do that again and you'll be dead all the rest of you C Bite your tongue, hold your breath 'cause I'm the most valuable guest Fm C Entertain! entertain! Ab Bbm C Fm That was good, wasn't great Fm C Entertain! entertain! Ab Where's my snuff? Where's my fluff? SERVANT Db C Fm Your Majesty, it's right there on the tray QUEEN CHARLOTTE Fm Eb Oh… You, bring me my silver spoon Eb Ab And while you're at it, prepare a goose Bbm And tell the baker that the Queen wants pudding too C Why do you look confused? Chop-chop! SERVANT, spoken Fm Your Majesty QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken Fm What?! SERVANT, spoken Fm It's the King QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken Fm Is he dead? SERVANT, spoken Fm Lucid, ma'am QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken Fm Oh… Bring me to him, your Majesty KING GEORGE spoken Fm No need for the formalities, Lottie. Come! Sit with me. How is little George? QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken Fm He's not so little anymore. Your subjects miss you, my dear. I miss you QUEEN CHARLOTTE Db Cm I miss the blue bells they're in full bloom walking hand in hand KING GEORGE Cm Db I remember when you said we're dancing on the clouds Db Strolling through the grounds, talk and talk for hours QUEEN CHARLOTTE C We were dancing KING GEORGE C Through the flowers KING GEORGE spoken Fm Oh! I— I forgot to ask. How is dear Amelia? QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken Fm George, Amelia was ill. Several years ago KING GEORGE spoken Fm She came to my room but a fortnight ago. Did you not see her? QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken Fm George… Amelia is dead! KING GEORGE spoken Fm Db Bbm Have you done something? What have you done to my child? No, you come back here! This woman killed my child! QUEEN CHARLOTTE Bbm C Oooooh Fm C Entertain! entertain! Ab Bbm C Fm Bring me all my vices, something that will take away the pain Fm C Entertain! I'm dismayed Ab Bbm C Fm I'm not crazy, but my sanity is circling the drain Fm C Ab Bbm C Bbm OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Fm C Ab Bbm C Bbm OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CHOIR Fm C She's not living, just surviving Ab Bbm C Fm By and by, her sanity is circling the drain QUEEN CHARLOTTE Fm C Not living, just surviving Ab Bbm C Fm No one's listening, watching as I slowly go insane Fm Entertain me! entertain me! SERVANT, spoken N.C. Your Majesty QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken N.C. What?! SERVANT, spoken Fm The latest Whistledown QUEEN CHARLOTTE spoken Fm That will do!