Jade

N.C. Met a girl, her name was Jade N.C. Cuts her nails with a razor blade N.C. Says she lives by no one's law N.C. Ran my pride through a big chainsaw N.C. Have you heard of DB Cooper? N.C. I got pulled over by an old state trooper N.C. I met a girl, her name was Jade N.C. She cut my face with a razor blade Em G D Em Yeah, I screamed out in fury G D E Em Yeah, but my cries were not heard G D Em Yeah, the judge and the jury G D Em Yeah, they could offer no cure G I met a girl, her name was Jade D Em She got a brand new man and they got engaged G The wedding's gon' be on a big green hill D Em They hope it won't rain but it probably will G Her man, he was a football star D Em He broke his knee, now he sells cars G Only so much that words can do D Em Love is blind, but they cured that, too G You know, Gandhi has a son our age D Em He said the freedom thing's just one big cage G I met a girl, her name was Jade N.C. Her husband died, but she kept his name Em G D Em Yeah, she screamed out in fury G D Em Yeah, but her cries were not heard G D Em Yeah, her mom was so worried G D Em Yeah, but she could offer no cure G D Em (2x) G Boss man calls for a meeting at noon D Em Big cigar in an oak board room G We've got an idea and we think it's great D Em Seven was too much, so we're gonna try eight G Who made love to Scarlett Jo? D Em And where the hell did Josh Hartnett go? G I met a girl, her name was Jade N.C. Lived her whole damn life in a masquerade Em G D Em Yeah, I screamed out in fury G D Em Yeah, but my cries were not heard G D Em Yeah, they said I'll never see 30 G D Em Yeah, but they offered no cure G D Em (4x) N.C. I met a girl, her name was Jade N.C. She cuts her nails with a razor blade