No Show Jones

C | D | G | G || G C G G Waylon and Willie are the outlaws, D D G G Roger is the king of the road, G C G G Everyone knows Hag's been in prison ("I didn't know that") A A D D* Dolly's got two good reasons that she's well known ("no comment"). C C They call me no show Jones ("they call him now show Jones"), G G I'm seldom ever on ("he's seldom ever on"). C D The stage a singin' my songs but we're about to run on G G ("We call him no show Jones"), they call me no show Jones. C | D | G | G || G C G G Loretta is the coal miner's daughter ("mighty pretty Merle") D D G G and Johnny wears black and stands there alone("whew that's lonesome") G C G G Everyone knows that Kenny is the gambler ("what's Tammy?"), A A D D* Lord, Tammy is the first lady of a country song! C C I'm still no show Jones ("he's still no show Jones"), G G I'm seldom ever on ("seldom ever on"). C D The stage a singin' my songs but we're about to run on G G ("We call him no show Jones"), they call me no show Jones. C C "I'm going to straighten up one of these days Merle" G G C D G G "We got you right here anyway." End-Chorus C C They call me no show Jones ("they call him now show Jones") G G I'm seldom ever on ("on what?"). C D The stage a singin' my songs but we're about to run on G G ("We call him no show Jones"), they call me no show Jones. (Fading Out) C C "they call him no show Jones" "hey where's he at?" G G D G "somebody... close that door!" "George is gone." G G "somebody check the control room." "I'll be damned."