Mrs Potato Head

C#m B A E C#m If you weren't born with it B You can buy a couple ornaments A Just be sure to read the warning, kids E Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it C#m B Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual A You can always call up a professional E They stick pins in you like a vegetable C#m Kids forever, kids forever B Baby soft skin turns into leather A Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic N.C. No one will love you if you're unattractive C#m Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, B is it true that pain is beauty? A Does a new face come with a warranty? E Will a pretty face make it better? C#m Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me B How did you afford her surgery? A Do you swear you'll stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together C#m B Even if her face don't stay together A E C#m If you want a little more confidence B Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense A All you need's a couple more condiments E And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments C#m It's such a waste B When little girls grow into their mothers face A But little girls are learning how to cut and paste E And pucker up their lips until they suffocate C#m Kids forever, kids forever B Baby soft skin turns into leather A Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic N.C. No one will love you if you're unattractive C#m Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, B is it true that pain is beauty? A Does a new face come with a warranty? E Will a pretty face make it better? C#m Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me B How did you afford her surgery? A Do you swear you'll stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together C#m Stay forever, stay forever B Even if her face don't stay together A Stay forever, stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together C#m * Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, B * is it true that pain is beauty? A * Does a new face come with a warranty? E * Will a pretty face make it better? C#m * Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me B * How did you afford her surgery? A * Do you swear you'll stay forever N.C. Even if her face don't stay together C#m Stay forever, stay forever B Even if her face don't stay together A Stay forever, stay forever E Even if her face don't stay together C#m B A E