Alphabet Boy

F Am C D F Am Always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around C D You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down F Am You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry C D If you dangle that diploma and I dead you, don't be surprised F Am I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me C D I say f**k your degree, alphabet boy F Am You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry C D F**k all your ABC's, alphabet boy Am G I'm not a little kid now F C Watch me get big now Am G Spell my name on a fridge now F C With all your alphabet toys Am G You won the spelling bee now F C But are you smarter than me now? Am G You're the prince of the playground D Little alphabet boy F Am C D F Am Apples aren't always appropriate apologies C D Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me F Am You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins C But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly D And your dictionary's destroyed F Am I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me C D I say f**k your degree, alphabet boy F Am You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry C D F**k all your ABC's, alphabet boy Am G I'm not a little kid now F C Watch me get big now Am G Spell my name on a fridge now F C With all your alphabet toys Am G You won the spelling bee now F C But are you smarter than me now? Am G You're the prince of the playground D Little alphabet boy F* F* C* Am7* Am7* Alphabet boy C Gsus* Gsus* Oh, alphabet boy C* E7* E7* Am* C* Alphabet boy F* F* C* Am7* Am7* Alphabet boy C* Gsus* Gsus* My alphabet boy C* E7* E7* E7* Ooh ooh, ooh ooh Am G I'm not a little kid now F C Watch me get big now Am G Spell my name on a fridge now F C With all your alphabet toys Am G You won the spelling bee now F C But are you smarter than me now? Am G You're the prince of the playground D Little alphabet boy Am G F C Alphabet boy Am G F Oh, yeah C Am Alphabet boy G F C Alphabet boy, oh yeah Am G F D Alphabet boy