Happy Healthy Well-Adjusted

Dm Bb F C All my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted Dm Bb F C So when Chris took shots of vodka, he looked disgusted Dm Bb F C And that's why Blake's at UPS and Logan busses (oh-oh-oh) Dm Bb F C Oh, all my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted N.C. What's this? Dm Bb -- I watch Naruto on -- my ex-girlfriends Netflix F C - When I have casual s*x - I wear my grandma's necklace Dm Bb -- Another notch on my belt -- cross off my father's checklist F C - I don't wake up at all - I just eat my breakfast Dm Bb -- What the f**k is this? It's way too loud! F You're playing the base, the pool water is vibrating C You guys woke up my fucking wife It's not cool! Dm Bb F C All my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted Dm Bb F C Look how Ryan's full-time offer was interrupted Dm Bb F And I know Taylor dated Matt, we don't discuss it C She don't owe me a thing Dm Bb F G Oh, all my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted G So can you tell me why Dm Bb -- I watch Naruto on -- my ex-girlfriends Netflix? F C - When I have casual s*x - I wear my grandma's necklace Dm Bb -- Another notch on my belt -- cross off my father's checklist F C - I don't wake up at all - I just eat my breakfast Dm Bb F C All my friends are happy and healthy and well-adjusted