Nice Guy

"This is a song about "nice" guys." D I have no interesting skills Em My personality’s lacking depth Bm My only hobby is the internet A My ambitions are wrapped up in s*x N.C. D And I’ve got my eye on you Em A perfect target for my compliments Bm To say you’re flawless wouldn’t be a stretch A Let’s hang out sometime, it’s common sense G I’m sure you've noticed D I’m a nice guy, I’m a nice guy There’s really no one nicer Em I deserve some of your time A So give me what I desire D I would treat you like a princess Show you basic decency Em Pretend to like you as a person A In the hopes you’ll sleep with me D I’m a nice guy Em I’m a nice guy N.C. D Why are you being stuck up? Em I called you beautiful and liked your pics Bm If you came over do you think we’d kiss A Haha maybe you would suck my dick? N.C. D You took that the wrong way Em It was accident, I just misspoke G Or I was joking, can’t you take a joke? A You stupid slut I hope you fucking choke G Haha I'm kidding D I’m a nice guy, I’m a nice guy Girl I swear I didn’t mean it Em Please don’t block me, I am sorry A Did this cause a rift between us? Are you there? D I know you saw this message, please respond, you bitch Em Cause I’ve been nothing but a gentleman, A I swear that I am different D I’m a nice guy Em A I'm a nice guy G All you females are the same A The only guys you’ll f**k are assholes Bm C Well I'll show you what an asshole really is G I was pleasant, you’re pathetic A One day soon you will regret it Bm C And your boyfriend is a stupid piece of shit G I bet he hits you D I’m a nice guy, I’m a nice guy That whore wasn’t worth my time Em I guess chivalry is dead A ‘Cause I just watched it fucking die D I am moving on to someone new Gonna message my next victim Em Hoping this one is more docile A Boy, I sure know how to pick them D I’m a nice guy Em A I’m a nice guy D I'm a nice guy