God Must Be Kinky Because He Likes To Screw Me

Am All my clothes were stolen C From the laundromat Am They were still wet C What the hell do you want with that? F Both of my car windows were smashed Am That same damn week F That's just a little of how G This life has C Been to me Am The bank finally sent C the sheriff around Am Something about something I didn't pay C That they had found F My restaurant manager pulled a Am knife on me that night F Something about how he'd been G Cheatin' with C His wife G Am God must be kinky cuz he likes to screw me G not sure what I did to him F Am downright dirty he likes to peg me G C at least every now and then Am I kicked a roommate out C He could not pay the rent Am I moved in with my mom C Guess you might say heaven sent F Well she kicked me out Am and my uncle did too... F Say you can't pick your family G C but sometimes they don't pick you Am Brought the wife and child to texas C perfect little life Am Situation improving yearly C what a pretty sight F 'Course she cheated on me after Am well on seven years... F Never saw that one coming G C Got a brand new set of fears G Am God must be kinky cuz he likes to screw me G not sure what I did to him F Am downright dirty he likes to peg me G C Not just every now and then Dm Am Well I'll do my best to find him Dm Am And I'll give him piece 'o my mind Dm Am I might sneak up behind him G C and treat him just in kind G Am God must be kinky cuz he likes to screw me G not sure what I did to him F Am downright dirty he likes to peg me G C Not just every now and then