Slanguage

C This is an Aussie lingo lesson F For all those overseas visitors G Who can’t understand a bloody thing we say C G If you’re chewing on a dogs eye, you’re eating a pie G C If you’re giving a bush salute, you’re shooing the flies C G If you pull up a stump, you’re sitting on a chair G C And if you’re in woop woop, you’re in the middle of nowhere F G If you feel a bit dusty, you’re hungover F G If you’re talking on the telephone, you’re on the blower Dm C G Am In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich C G C If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak a slanguage C G If you like to eat, you’re good on the tooth G C And buggered if I know means you don’t have a clue C G If you’re a two-pot screamer, you get drunk real quick G C And if you’re a bit toey, you want more than just a kiss F G If something’s cactus, it doesn’t work F G If you’re ridey-didge, you’re salt of the earth Dm C G Am In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich C G C If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak a slanguage F G C A chicken is a chook, a squiz is a look, a kilometer is a click F G C Fruit loop means you’re crazy, bludger means you’re lazy, crook as a dog means sick F G C C/B Am A beer bottle is a stubby, a toilet is a dunny, a number one is a leak G Starkers is your birthday suit, tipsy is a wobbly boot C G If it’s a ripsnorter, it’s a real good time G C And if you hear the word toodles or hooroo, it means goodbye C G If you doing your nana, you’re losing your temper G C And if you’re having a brain fart, you can’t remember F G If you’re chucking a sickie, you’re not going to work F G But if you’re chucking a uey, you’re making a u-turn Dm C G Am In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich C G C If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak a slanguage Dm C G Am In the land of the cossie and the Vegemite sandwich C G C If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak a slanguage C G Am G F G C If you wanna talk Aussie, you gotta speak a slanguage, slanguage