Granda

A E Granda gggranda he fell o’er the verandah E They carted him away in a Panda A Drunk and disorderly A E Granny gggranny she was full o the lanny E Battered his heid wi a tranny A Cos he switched aff radio 3 A E Granda gggranda he fell o’er the verandah E They carted him away in a Panda A Drunk and disorderly A E Mammmy mmmammy she kicked up a rammy E Battered my granny wi a shammy A For acting so drunkenly A E Granda gggranda he fell o’er the verandah E They carted him away in a Panda A Drunk and disorderly A E Doctor dddoctor said she’d nae right as a daughter E she hit her ain mammy so he choked her A made a wee orphan o me A E Granda gggranda he fell o’er the verandah E They carted him away in a Panda A Drunk and disorderly A E Daddy dddaddy he said he was glad E he told me if I’m a good laddie A He’ll get a new mammy for me A E Granda gggranda he fell o’er the verandah E They carted him away in a Panda A Drunk and disorderly A Drunk and disorderly