Ballad Of A Pandemic

Gb I got a fake tin hat and a pin on my chest B I got a disinfected scarf on my neck Gb There’s a lot on our plate and I don’t mean food B There’s a lot of bad things that could  really  hurt you B Gb I’m scared Gb I’m  afraid of dying as much as the next guy B I want you to be fine more than I can describe Gb Sit tight on your couch like a soldier in a dressing gown B Wear plastic gloves and please don’t come around B Gb I’m scared B And help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re not nice B Help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re hostile B And help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re not nice B Help your neighbour Gb Gbsus4 Gb Even if they’re hostile Gb When it couldn’t get worse it does just that B Death is exponential but this life is flat Gb And I’m borderline too mushy about this B But if you’re not kind now then your eulogy will stink B I'm