Bad Contestant

G B7 Em A7 (2x) G B7 I'm a toothache Em A7 I'm the saddest case G B7 Em A7 I'm often looking round for my next mistake G B7 I'm your garden waste Em A7 I've left no trace G B7 Em A7 I'm only here for some hollow math debate G B7 Em A7 I'm a bad, bad contestant G B7 C A/C# I ain't much but baby I could impress ya G B7 Em A7 I'm a bad, bad contestant G B7 C A/C# I ain't no prince of love but give me a second G B7 Em A7 (2x) G B7 Em A7 I'm a dead end, a budget hotel G B7 Em A7 I'm pretty good at feeling sorry for myself G B7 I'm a deck chair Em A7 Your cheap underwear G B7 Em A7 A bad Christian who never goes to prayer G B7 Em A7 I'm a bad, bad contestant G B7 C A/C# I ain't much but baby I could impress ya G B7 Em A7 I'm a bad, bad contestant G B7 C A/C# I ain't no prince of love but give me a second C G And if you want funny B7 Em I could be your jester honey C G B7 Em C And if you want rock n roll I can stop playing my slow songs G B7 Em A7 If you want conversation I'll stay up with you all night G B7 C A/C# I'm a bad, bad contestant G/D B7 Am Am7 I'd go home with the lowest prize on TV G B7 C A/C# A bad, bad contestant G/D B7/Eb Em7 A7 You can find me finishing off the empties G B7 Em A7 (He's a bad, bad contestant) G B7 C A/C# I ain't much but baby I could impress you G B7 Em A7 (He's a bad, bad contestant) G B7 C A/C# They say the underdogs are always the best ones