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B I've had s*x at the tallest point in the Amalfi Coast E but I've also vomited on my phone B I smoked a cigarette on top of the Mayan pyramids E but I've also been punched in the face on a bus B E and I took an uber to the redwoods B E and I hitch hiked out of the redwoods B E what they dont tell you about the redwoods A is that theres no cell service in the redwoods B I took a shower in a hurricane E but I've also pissed my pants on a date B and I had a conversation with martha stewart E about bootleg DVDS B E and I was on the local news B E and I got made fun of on the local news B E by the weatherman on the local news A he did an impression that killed in the studio B E and I have done some fun stuff B E but I'm also a drunk f**k up B E I have done some fun stuff B E but I'm also a drunk f**k up B E and the first time I said I love you B E I was in a bath tub in Italy B E B E but I have also been kicked out of go karting A in a Six Flags B in Mexico