Ann The Man

C Am She walks like a woman, and talks like a man G D she's my next door neighbor, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man C she has a big sister named Valerie Am G D she wishes she was skinny, but she'll never be, oh Valerie, oh Valerie C Am She did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth G D and when she fell down she rocked the house, oh Valerie, oh Valerie C Am They sit around the house all day and flop G D and when its time for dinner they all pop-the-top, oh Ann The Man, oh Ann The Man G D A Now Ann has Rogain G D A that's a cryin' shame C Valerie if your hungary Am and get on the rifragator's side G D follow Slim Fast it'll be your guide, oh Valeri, oh Valerie