The Hedgehogs Song

{name: Verse 1} C F Bestiality may be a fun thing to do G But here is a story I'll give unto you C F With almost all animals you'll have a ball G C But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all F C Can never be buggered, be buggered at all G C The hedgehog can never be buggered at all {name: Verse 2} C F The moose is amusing, the sheep quite confusing G Oh roger a rhino if you're ready for bruising C F Or mounting a mountain goat, be careful don't fall G C But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all F C Can never be buggered, be buggered at all G C The hedgehog can never be buggered at all {name: Verse 3} C F A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun G If you choose a cheetah you may have to run C F You can fondle the fleas on a flea market stall G C But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all F C Can never be buggered, be buggered at all G C The hedgehog can never be buggered at all {name: Verse 4} C F For the spines on his back are too sharp for a man G They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can C F The stickles and prickles will maul and appal G C But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all F C Can never be buggered, be buggered at all G C The hedgehog can never be buggered at all {name: Verse 5} C F If you meet Nanny Ogg, just remember to thank her G For warning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre C F And remember to caution your poor foreign guest G C Il porcupino nil sodomy est F C Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est G C Il porcupino nil sodomy est {name: Verse 6} C F You can root with a wombat, down here in Australia G But don't be alarmed by our bouncy mammalia C F You didn't think our beasts would be friendly, did ya? G C You've not suffered pain till you've shagged an echidna F C Can never be buggered, be buggered at all G C The echidna can never be buggered at all {name: Verse 7} C F For the spines on his back are so awfully thick G They'll poke perforations all over your prick C F There's nowhere to aim when he's curled in a ball G C The hedgehog can never be buggered at all F C Can never be buggered, be buggered at all G C The hedgehog can never be buggered at all F C Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est G C Il porcupino nil sodomy est F C Can never be buggered, be buggered at all G C The hedgehog can never be buggered at all