The Balrog Song

{name: Verse 1} G D Em I've just seen a face I can't forget the time or place where we first met C I am a balrog, he was just a beardless Istari you bet D G ra ra ra ra-ra ra G D He came into my smoking room and called me names like Flame of Udûn Em C I failed to see the joke I burned his bridge but then it broke too soon C G aahhhh!!! {name: Chorus} D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. {name: Verse 2} G D I got him with my whip, I made the daft old bastard slip Em C He grabbed onto my mane and now we're going down in flames, bad trip D G ow ow ow ow-ow ow G D Em What a palaver he beat seven shades of lava out of me Em C This freefall free-for-all is sapping all my flamability. D G ow ow ow ow-ow ow {name: Chorus} D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. {name: Verse 3} G D I've done some silly things, but that's the price that evil brings Em C And though I'm ages old I wish someone had told me I had wings. D G ow flap ow flap-flap ow G D Long I fell and he fell too, he tried to tell me what to do Em C When he said fly you fool you see he meant it just for me not you. D G ow flap ow flap-flap splash {name: Chorus} D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. {name: Verse 4} G D Through the caverns to the top of Carathras you bet your ass Em C We stopped that's not the tiring bit it's having to say tag-you're-it non stop D G nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah G D I could have had him beat but somehow he can stand the heat Em C I could have taken him except he had a magic ring the cheat D G rar rar rar rar-rar rar {name: Chorus} D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. {name: Verse 5} G D I've ranted and I've roared, I wished I'd stayed back with my hoard. Em C I thanked the evil lord this wizard doesn't have an elven swo-- D G Owww! {name: Interlude} D C G D G Falling... ow ow ow ... falling... ow ow ow ow arrgh {name: Chorus} D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me. D C G D G Falling,yes I am falling and Gandalf's falling along with me.