Love Is Eggshaped Chords Version 2 - Mark Wirtz

Intro

C C6 C C6 C C6 C C6 C C6 C C6 C C6 C C6 ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaAAaaAAaHh

Verse 1

C C6 C C6 Adam had the hots for Eve C C6 C C6 Which bought 'em both a bunch of grief G G6 G G6 G G6 G G6 uh-huh (grief grief) Uh-huh C C6 C C6 And ever since that first affair, C C6 C C6 love has been a rocking chair G G6 G G6 G G6 G G6 Uh-huh (Which is love?) Uh-huh (Which is s*x?) mM now

Verse 2

C C6 C C6 Billy wants to make Sue, C C6 C C6 but Sue loves another man G G6 G G6 G G6 G G6 Uh-huh, but he don't care, uh-uh C C6 C C6 Well better off forgetting it, C C6 C C6 'cos neither one is getting it G G6 G G6 G G6 G G6 Uh-huh, almost sad

Pre-Chorus

Gm Gm/F# Gm/F Gm/E Which-ever way it goes in time (Ah-ahh) F F/E F/Eb F/D Even happy endings aren't the end C C C# Of the line

Chorus

Dm G C F Being in love, is like being an egg Dm G C You're easily laid, and you're easily broken C C#dim Dm G C You can be hard boiled about it, or build yourself a nest around it Dm G You can be chicken about it, cause love is eggshaped

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C G C C6 C C6 G G6 G C6 G G6 G C6

Verse 3

C C6 C C6 Jack and Jill are very hipped C C6 C C6 They work on their relationship G G6 G G6 G G6 G G6 Uh-huh, uh ah C C6 C C6 The fair relationship don't work C C6 C C6 He calls her bitch, she calls him jerk G G6 G G6 G G6 G G6 Uh-huh, uh ah aaA

Verse 4

C C6 C C6 They both go into therapy C C6 C C6 Pay a great big whacking fee G G6 G G6 G G6 G G6 Uh-huh, uh ah C C6 C C6 The shrink says "Want your love to keep, C C6 C C6 then see me twenty times a week" (Week) G G6 G G6 Thirty times! far thicker

Pre-Chorus 2

Gm Gm/F# Gm/F Gm/E Her found, just as well F F/E F/Eb F/D If shrink-y had the nerve to tell G C Put it briefly, in a shell

Chorus 2

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C C C C# D D# C C# D D#

Chorus 2

Em A D Being in love, is like being an egg Em A D You're easily laid, and you're easily broken D D#dim Em A D You can be hard boiled about it, or build yourself a nest around it Em A You can be chicken about it, cause love is eggshaped

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Outro