Bastard

E Standing by the jukebox, drinking a mojoto, A with my libido and bean burrito, E B7 I hate this bar, but I love the alcohol. E Bartender said I had too much, A you know that pissed me off a touch, E B7 E i sais "Buddy, you don't know me at all" E you're a bastard, can't you see, A you keep on bugging me, E B7 your really getting on my nerves. E these old blues they got to go, A and no one likes you don't you know, E B7 E Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard. E This guy cuts the front of the checkout line, A I guess he really needed that box of wine, E B7 Its 9am and he's already plastered. E So I leaned over and hit the intercom, A I said "Ground Control to Major Tom, E B7 E Attention shoppers, you're all a bunch of bastards. E you're a bastard, can't you see, A you keep on bugging me, E B7 your really getting on my nerves. E these old blues they got to go, A and no one likes you don't you know, E B7 E Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard. E Got a bill collector of the phone, A I'm watching the game man, leave me alone, E B7 Tried to cut him off but he keeps talking faster, E Told ya twenty times the check's in the mail, A You got to believe me I remember it well, E B7 E cause when I signed the thing I made it out to Bastard. E you're a bastard, can't you see, A you keep on bugging me, E B7 your really getting on my nerves. E these old blues they got to go, A and no one likes you don't you know, E B7 E Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard. Slows E Soccer mom in an SUV A Talking on the phone, she don't see me, E B7 I'm on the way to meet my master. E North bound truck in a southbound lane, A drove through my body like an ol freight train. E B7 E Dead in my tracks...you're a bastard. E you're a bastard, can't you see, A you keep on bugging me, E B7 your really getting on my nerves. E these old blues they got to go, A rolling on over to Kokimo, E B7 E Im no saint, but i think you're a bastard. E You win the spelling bee, A BAS.T.AR.D E B7 You're really getting on my nerves. E Bastard. 100 percent. A Might as well run for President, E B7 The votes are in, looks like you win E For Bastard. E B7 E Now everybody knows you're a bastard. E B7 E No matter where you go, you're a bastard.