Fat Girl

A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D Go on and have yourself another double triple burger A D E D Go on, expand yourself another little bit more further A D E D A I hear your brother calls you piggy-wiggy big fat Bertha A D E D A D E D Go on and have yourself another lovely chocky bar A D E D Beneath that jelly stuff I wonder who you really are A D E D A I'd like to ask you out but you won't fit into my car A D E D A E Fat head, fat arms E A Fat legs, fat arse A D Fat thighs, pig eyes D A Fat face, fat girl A E7 A D E D Could you ever love me, love me at all? A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D Go on and have yourself another pint of Boddingtons A D E D You've got the figure of a senator in Washington A D E D A You're always telling me that fat girls are much more fun A D E D Chorus, 2x A E Fat head, fat arms E A Fat legs, fat arse A D Fat thighs, pig eyes D A Fat face, fat girl A E7 A D E D Could you ever love me, love me at all? Interlude, 2x A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D Trumpet solo, 2x A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D Go on and have yourself another lovely chocky bar A D E D Beneath that jelly stuff I wonder who you really are A D E D A I'd like to ask you out but you won't fit into my car A D E D Chorus, 7x then fade out A E Fat head, fat arms E A Fat legs, fat arse A D Fat thighs, pig eyes D A Fat face, fat girl A E7 A D E D Could you ever love me, love me at all?