Dark Arts

Fm C7 Fm C Fm Bored to life you shower with a knife C You mix Ambien and motorbikes Fm She heaves a sigh in the middle of the night C That says come inside her and it kills the vibe Fm Bored to life you huff glue and wine C7 You paint portraits of pretty babies Fm C7 Crying out a short bus eyes for you (wa wa wa wa) Fm You gravitate towards lovers named C After days you were weak and hurricanes Fm C And hope that they hold you like an avalanche C# C7 And I hit my head and I had a vision quest C# C I rode on the wings of a giant talking bat C# Said to trust my sonar C7 'cause happiness don't ever last Fm And I can feel it, can you feel it? C7 It's like a warm Fm C7 Atomic cloud that's raining down, washing over us Fm I can feel it, can you feel it? C7 It's like a warm, it's like a swarm Fm C7 Atomic cloud that's raining down, washing over us Fm There must be something in the air C7 That's making us all go crazy here Fm Our friends are either breeding, dying C7 Or losing all their marbles trying Fm Told me that you turn to pygmies C7 And the dark arts to ease your suffering Fm C7 It's why you're running through the bush with a taser and a tan Fm Don't blame me for your bouts of sadness C7 Blame the magic that makes the mattress Fm C7 Melt so wonderfully with another's body in the dark C# And I hate my head C So I bury it in the sand C# If I razor cut some bangs C Will I forget who I am? C# Staring at the man who's in the mirror C7 Fm And how the f**k did I live this long this way? Fm (Hello, Nice to meet you, Certainly, Charmed, Thank you) Fm Mister dagger, meet mister back, inseparable, together at last Fm Mister dagger, meet mister back, inseparable, together at last Fm Mister dagger, meet mister BACK! inseparable, together at LAST! Fm Mister dagger, meet mister BACK! inseparable, together at LAST! Fm Mister dagger, meet mister BACK! inseparable, together at LAST! Fm Mister dagger, meet mister BACK! inseparable, together at LAST! Fm These days I feel like a pariah C7 An albatross with my feathers on fire Fm Stop and drop and roll the flames C But they don't slow, they just grow brighter Fm C7 And will you help me search party for my hidden Indians? Fm The parts of me that I scalped to be C7 A well-adjusted man Fm C7 And home surgery all the fondest memories Fm That keep me bound like blackened ice C C#M7 To motorcycle crash C And I pour myself a cup of mummy brown C# C#M7 C And I'll carve a coffin out of tramp art that I've found C# C Cut me down if you love me and let me sway if you don't C# Stare at the man who's in the mirror C7 And how the f**k did I live this long? Fm And I can feel it! Fm Can you feel it? Fm I can feel it! Fm Can you feel it? Fm I can feel it! Fm Can you feel it? Fm I can feel it! Fm Can you feel it? Fm I can feel it! Fm Can you feel it? Fm I can feel it! Fm Ahhh!