California Girls

B Ab E F# B with this riff: b------ 0-2-4-4-5 5-4-2-0-0 g------ 3-4 B F# B See them on the big bright screen B E F# tan and blonde and seventeen B F# B eating non-food keeps them mean E F# but they're young forever B if they must grow up Ab E they marry dukes and earls F# B I hate California girls B F# B They ain't broke so they put on airs E F# the faux folks sans derrieres B F# B they breathe coke and they have affairs E F# with each passing rock star B they come on like squares Ab E then get off like squirrels F# B I hate California girls B Ab E F# B (with riff) then G A Looking down their perfect noses F#m G at me and my kind G A do they think we won't- E well nevermind G A laughing through their perfect teeth F#m G at everyone I know G A do they think we won't E get up and go F# so B F# B I have planned my grand attacks E F# I will stand behind their backs B F# B with my brand-new battle-axe E F# then will they taste my wrath? B They will hear me say Ab E as the pavement whirls F# B "I hate California girls.."