Ernie

C G/B Am G F Em Dm G C F I am the bringer of your wishes Am Dm/F Your saviour from doing work C F The washer of your dishes Am Dm/F And you'll still get your midday perk C F Estate agent your mansion Am Dm/F And pot of gold C F All the home comforts Am Dm/F Before you're getting tired and old Bm G One more try Bm G Try to get what you've never had C#m A Five more bob C#m A For the whole world that can't be bad C We can't all win G Look it's happening G The future's looking not so bleak F Am F Am A thousand winners every week F Am F Am G/B A thousand winners every week C F So when you hear me coming Am Dm/F Along halls and up the stairs ER.N.I.E) C F In the back of teapots Am Dm/F In the cupboard, under chairs ER.N.I.E) C F Forget all your wives tales Am Dm/F Of forecasts and dividends ER.N.I.E) C F When ER.N.I.E feels vibrations Am Dm/F Only pays out to trusted friends Bm G One more try Bm G Try to get what you've never had C#m A Five more bob C#m A For the whole world that can't be bad C We can't all win G Look it's happening G The future's looking not so bleak F Am F Am A thousand winners every week F Am F F# G Ab A thousand winners every week Instr Break with Spoken Lyrics A Bm F Em (Congratulations you've just won) A Bm F Em (A five thousand pound premium bond} A Bm F Em F Gm Ab A D G Keep your hand on the bottle Bm Em/G And your eyes glued upon the set ER.N.I.E) D G When the score cards come up Bm Em/G Could be you for the big one next ER.N.I.E) D G Publicity, no thank you Bm Em/G On the front page of the Currant Bun ER.N.I.E) D G They think you stink Bm Em/G But in the pub you'll be number one C#m A One more try C#m A Try to get what you've never had D#m B Five more bob D#m B For the whole world that can't be bad D We can't all win A Look it's happening A The future's looking not so bleak G Bm G Bm A thousand winners every week G Bm G Bm A thousand winners every week G Bm G Bm A thousand winners every week G Bm A thousand winners every G G# A Bb Bm week