Joly Ol Redneck

D Em G A Ba da da D Em Christmas day, my friends and me G A We headed out to a holiday party D Em Something strange it caught our eye G A A streak of red fell from the sky D Em Had us stopped dead in our tracks G A Em An old truck bright & red and jacked up D Oh, and sitting inside G A Was a man I swear I recognized He said... G A Hey y'all, wanna go for a drink D A Bm I've had a night like you wouldn't believe me G A About time for me to blow off some steam D A Bm G Get out of this red suit and throw on some je-e-eans A I swear I been around the world D A Bm So, let's go do some two step and crank up some Merle G Tonight's the only night a year I get A D To be a boondockin', honky-tonkin', jolly ol' redneck Em G La da da da da da A La da da da da da D Em Gotta stay from telling the truth G A He seemed a little crazy but he sure looked cute D Em In those boots, his long beard was white as snow G A D And he lit up like a Christmas tree, when we said "Let's go" Em We pulled up, we walked right in G A And every single eye locked on him A He said... G A Hey y'all, someone pour me a drink D A Bm I've had a night like you wouldn't believe me G A About time for me to blow off some steam D A Bm G Get out of this red suit and throw on some je-e-eans A I swear I been around the world D A Bm So, let's go do some two step and crank up some Merle G Tonight's the only night a year I get A Em To be a boondockin', honky-tonkin', jolly ol' red---neck Em Let's top one notch D Sing anything but another Christmas song G Put away the milk, I'm drinking Patrón A Be as naughty as you like, I left the list at home | D | Em | G | A | Em | D | G | A | A | G A Hey y'all, raise your drink D A Bm G If you found a little somethin' sitting under your Christmas tree A D A Bm I never would've believed I'd be sitting here drinking with old red suit G A Come on, I know you been around the world D A Bm So, let's go do some two step and crank up Merle G Since tonight's the only night you get A To be a boondockin', honky-tonkin', boot-stompin' D Beer-chuggin', party-rockin', jolly ol' red--neck