The Punchline Song

{name: Intro} C Em Am D 2x {name: Verse 1} G Have you heard the news? Em D We ain't got shit to lose anymore G Don't you read the papers? Em Or do you just throw them in the fireplace to keep you warm? C D Hey hey, hey hey G Have you seen the latest? Em D And does it suck as bad as I think? G We could sit around debatin' for hours Em Or just sit in front the fireplace and finish our drinks C D Hey hey, hey hey {name: Chorus} G F# Em D Because the more you think about it C G Am The less you wanna think at all G F# Em D Because the more you talk about it C D The quicker the punchline calls out your name G D {name: Verse 2} G Polaroids and body bags Em D And random things to hide G I could rummage through your closet all day Em Or I could polish off the whiskey and spit in your eye C D Hey hey, hey hey {name: Bridge} G So families of the victims make Em Your teary eyes so commonplace Am Did you pass the historical questionnaire? D Did you find yourself trying so hard to care? {name: Chorus} G F# Em D Because the more you think about it C G Am The less you wanna think at all G F# Em D Because the more you talk about it C D The quicker the ace card falls G F# Em D 'Cause the more you think about it C G Am The less you wanna think at all G F# Em D 'Cause the more you talk about it C D G The quicker the punchline calls out your name Em Am D Name G Em Am D G