Sweaty Betty

Intro....G D F D x 4, G D E D x 4 G Well, she wore big knickers, G D E D And she worked on a sewage farm, G I got me hand down her jeans an', G D E D I nearly lost half me arm, F D But after ten pints,she looked quite fit, C Bb Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits. G E F E Sweaty Betty, 2x G G D E D So I said slap that and ride the ripples, G G D E D I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples, F D She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts, C Bb Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh. G Sweaty Betty, D She eats a lot of pies, F Sweaty Betty, D She's got enormous thighs, G Sweaty Betty, D Have you smelt her breath, F Sweaty Betty, D She'll crush A man to death G D E D 2x. G G D E D And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her, G G D E D So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger, F D I couldn't believe the size of her bum, C Bb She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. G D F D 4x Sweaty Betty Sweaty Betty , Sweaty Betty , Sweaty Betty. F D An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born, C Bb But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm G D F D x 4 Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits, Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end .^.^..} Sweaty Betty She's so obscene, Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine, Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard, Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.