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F# A I've got an ugly face, E B With spots all over the place, F# A I haven't got any mates, E B And me clothes have gone out of date. F# A I go to the pub on me own, E B And I drink me orange alone, F# A I sit and stare at the crack, E B But they just turn their backs, G# C# I want to chat them up, F# B But I stare at me feet, G# C# F# B And then I go home and I beat me meat, G# C# F# B I'm dead shy about the size of me dick, D And chips and gravy make me sick, F# E C# I'm a failure with girls I don't know why, C# B F# He's a failure with girls He don't know why, F# E C# I'm a failure with girls They're so unkind, C# B F# He's a failure with girls They're so unkind, F# E C# I'm a failure with girls They make me cry, C# B F# He's a failure with girls They make hI'm cry, F# E B Only wish I could say that I don't mind. F# A A Macc Lad said "Sonny take note", E B And he poured a pint of bitter down me throat, F# A It were the first pint I ever had, E B And I changed to a real Macc Lad, F# A Me clothes started looking dead flash, E B I got a tattoo and a moustache, F# A And me car got a go-faster stripe, E B And now I pull crack every night, C# F# B And I'm not weak anymore, C# F# B Cause me dick measures three foot four, C# F# B So don't you call me wimp, G# C# Cause it's three foot four even when it's limp. F# E C# I'm dead macho with girls I never fail, C# B F# He's dead macho with girls he nevers fails, F# E C# I'm dead macho with girls cause I sup ale, C# B F# He's dead macho with girls cause he sups ale, F# E C# I'm dead macho with girls thanks to E Lees, C# B F# He's dead macho with girls thanks to E Lees, F# E B Only wish that I didn't have VD.
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