The Beer Drinking Song

D Ohhh why don't we all just get stoned, G D get drunk and sing beer drinking songs D Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khomeini and Ragen A7 G We might as well all just get stoned. D You can't even look at T.V. these days A7 Without getting scared half to death The eye witness news leaves me used and abused D I find myself gasping for breath D There's strikes and inflation and strife between nations G The worlds in a hell of a mess D But no matter who's hurt'n there's one thing for certain A7 D The whole world will blame the U.S. D Ohhh why don't we all just get stoned, G D get drunk and sing beer drinking songs D Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khomeini and Ragen A7 G We might as well all just get stoned. D The Russians don't like us and we don't like them A7 The Israelis hate the Arabs Iran and Iraq are on each others backs A7 D and Al Salvador's still up for grabs D I wish they'd take Eiddie, Ahlmene and Khomeini G and Kadofe and all of the rest D Tie them all up to a chair and make them stare at Yasser Arafat A7 D till he ugly'd the whole bunch to death D Ohhh why don't we all just get stoned, G D get drunk and sing beer drinking songs D Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khomeini and Ragen A7 G We might as well all just get stoned. D There's mass unemplyment and crime in the streets A7 Inflation gets worse every day A7 Their tax'n us the maximus and congress ain't after them D Takes most of my pay check away D A7 Now social security becomes an obscurity A7 D Were the hells all the money we made G Lord if the commie's don't take us D A7 D Reaganomics will break us, we don't have a chance either way. D Ohhh why don't we all just get stoned, G D get drunk and sing beer drinking songs D Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khomeini and Ragen A7 G We might as well all just get stoned.