Odie Got A Hot Tub

G Odie got a hot tub sitting out on his deck G Thirty-six easy payments and a rebate check F Relaxes the back, massages the neck N.C. The salesman said Odie, it's better than s*x N.C. G So Odie got a hot tub G Ruby works down at the local salon G Highly trained technician turning brunettes blonde F Standing in that girdle all day long N.C. Can't wait to take it off and put a hot tub on G Well, Odie got a hot tub C He said slide it over Ruby, and give me a kiss G It just don't get any better than this D One man's bass boat is another man's yacht G C I'm quite happy with the stuff I got G Oooh, I'm in a hot tub C G G Now Odie and Ruby got lots of new friends G They don't even knock they just hop right in F Speedos, thongs, all the latest trends N.C. Waterproof cards, they can even play gin G Odie got a hot tub G Plastic cups stacked on a tiki bar G Mai tais chillin' in a mason jar F Odie's lyin' back and countin' the stars N.C. And Ruby's lightin' up two dollar cigars G Odie got a hot tub C He said slide it over Ruby, and give me a kiss G It just don't get any better than this D One man's bass boat is another man's yacht G C I'm quite happy with the stuff I got G Oooh, I'm in a hot tub N.C. Colored lights strung across the patio N.C. Lynard Skynard blarin' on the radio N.C. Steam risin' up with an eerie glow N.C. Tell-tall tippy toe footprints in the snow