Bestest Friend

G Who wipes me off when I spill gravy on my shirt A7 D7 Who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt G C And who'll make love to me in satin sheets or in the dirt G D7 G You Babe you're my bestest friend Who takes me home when I get too drunk to dance A7 D7 Who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts G C And who discretely whispers I forgot to zip my pants G D7 G You Babe you're my bestest friend C G Who comes down to bail me out when I get in a jam C G D7 And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am G C And who pats my back when no one else could give a damn G D7 G You Babe you're my bestest friend C G Who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand C G D7 Or meaner than a junk yard dog when she's fighting for her man G C And who's the only one I'll ever love or understand G D7 G You Babe you're my bestest friend D7 G I'm talking about you Babe you're my bestest friend