If I Had Me A Woman

E Well if I had me a woman who is big and fat I'd jump up and down like an alleycat A E If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman B7 D E If I had me a woman I wou]dn't be roamin' around E If I had me a woman who is lean and tall C E G I'd lay down with her, crake a big wolf call A E A G If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman B7 D E If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around E A E B7 D E C E G A E B7 D E E Well I'd stand on my head 'till I lost my breath Then I'd grab her and I'd squeeze her half to death A E If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman B7 D E If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around E Now if I had me a woman as skinny as a flea C E G I'd be as happy as a monkey in a tree A E A G If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman B7 D E If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around E A E B7 D E C E G A E B7 D E E Now I'd jump up and down and I'd turn a few flips A E And I'd grab her and I'd kiss her on her pretty sweet lips A E A G If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman B7 D E If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around