Take My Drunk Ass Home

It's G time to take my C drunk ass G home I drank all the whiskey And my D money's all D7 gone Hit on G all the girls Sang C every G song It's time to take my D drunk ass G home Well, I D worked all week so C I could come G here Have a good time and an ice cold D beer But one turned to ten and C ten turned to G twenty And twenty plus and empty bottle's D too damn many Repeat Chorus Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt My fall back plan has done got sad Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad Repeat Chorus C I sucker punched my best friend And the G bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band A I look like hell I feel like s**t D I think it's time I E call it quits ---- Key Change It's A time to take my D drunk ass A home I drank all the whiskey And my E money's all E7 gone Hit on A all the girls Sang D every A song It's time to take my E drunk ass A home It's A time to take my D drunk ass A home I twisted up my ankle Can't E find my cell E7 phone Yeah my A lip's all busted And my D buzz is A gone It's time to take my E drunk ass A home If A ya'll agree Then D sing along It's A time to take my E drunk ass D home E A