Good Directions

D , F#m , G A , D --------------- NC D I was sittin' there, sellin' turnips on a flatbed truck F#m Crunchin' on a pork rind when she pulled up G A Bm She had to be thinkin' "this is where rednecks come from" --------------- D She had Hollywood written on her license plate F#m She was lost and lookin' for the interstate G A D Needin' directions and I was the man for the job --------------- G A I told her way up yonder past the caution light G A There's a little country store with an old coke sign G A Bm You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea G A Then a left will take you to the interstate G A (one strum) D But a right will bring you right back here to me --------------- NC D I was sittin' there, thinkin 'bout her pretty face F#m Kickin' myself for not catchin' her name G A Bm I threw my hat and said, you fool, there goes love --------------- D I knew my old Ford couldn't run her down, F#m she probably didn't like me anyhow G A D So I watched her disappear into a cloud of dust --------------- G A I told her way up yonder past the caution light G A There's a little country store with an old coke sign G A Bm You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea G A Then a left will take you to the interstate G A D But a right will bring you right back here to me G A Is this Georgia heat playin' tricks on me Bm A Or am I really seein' what I think I see G A Bm A G (one strum each) The woman of my dreams comin' back to me --------------- D , F#m , G A , D --------------- G A She went way up yonder past the caution light G N.C A Don't know why, but somethin' felt right G A Bm When she stopped in and asked Ms. Bell for some of her sweet tea G A D Mama gave her a big ol' glass and sent her right back here to me --------------- G A N.C D7 optional) Thank God for good directions, and turnip greens